Said General Clay to General Gore
" Relly must we fight this silly war
To kill anad die is such a bore . "
" I quit agree : said General Gore ,
Said General Gore to General Clay .
" We could go to the beache today
And have same ice cream on the way . "
" A grand idea : said General Clay
Said General Clay to General Gore
" We'll build sand castles on the shore . "
Said General Gore ; We'll splash play . "
Let's leave righat now : said General Clay
Said General Gore yo General Clay .
" But what if the sea is closed today
And what if the sand , s been blown away ? "
" A dreadful thoughat : said General Clay
Said General Gore to General Clay ,
" I' ve always fearedthe ocen ' s spray .
And we may drown . " " It' s true we may .
it chills my blood : said General Clay
Said General Clay to General Gore ,
" My bathing suit is slightly tore .
We better go on with our war . "
" I quite agree : said Genral Gore
Then General Clay charged General Gore
As bullest flew and cannons roared .
And now ; alas ; there is no more
Of General Clay or General Gore ...